Showing posts with label stephen colbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stephen colbert. Show all posts

Friday, May 25

A must read: 12 Most Quirky Commencement Quotes


In the middle of writing I decided to check my email -- never do that, by the way, it greatly reduces ones productivity -- and came across one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time: 12 Most Quirky Commencement Quotes.

Here's my favorite:
3. Stephen Colbert to his alma mater Northwestern University in June 2011

In 1986, our commencement speaker was “George Schultz,” secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me — basic cable’s second most popular fake newsman. At this rate, the class of 2021 will be addressed by a zoo parrot in a mortar-board that has been trained to say “congratulations.”
Read the rest of the article here: 12 Most Quirky Commencement Quotes.